Because It's Not Sleeping On The Floor That Kills You---It's The Getting Up Part That Does That

Speaking from experience.

I'm feeling rather musical now. My beloved Owl City has a new EP out!
Oooohh...Ahhhhh.. Blessed electronic synth pops! However, those lil' electros are getting rather sparse. Mr. Young seems to be gravitating towards sophisticated rock then his home field of creative basement mania. Which is rather sad. But nice. All in the same milk crate.

Anyway, look forward to an upcoming Owl post (shattered with actual music samples! WHEEEEEEEEE!! :D ), and if Owl City's not your thing: Run for the hills.

But enough of the spoilers.

I have randomness to conduct!

Okay, so first off, you all should know that I often sign as "Kismint wielder of Sword and Lampshade". If this makes you go "Huh??" and scratch your head, then I am proud of myself.

In explanation:
I have a sword. I have a lampshade. Both within ten feet of myself at the current moment. Thus, the name.

Got it?

Anyway, for the first time ever, I give you PICTURES OF MY SIGNATURE ITEMS!!

(...heavily edited, of course ;D )

 No it's is NOT Sting! It's...ummm....another sword.
MY sword.
I did NOT steal it from Bilbo.
Don't listen to the hobbit. He knows not what he speaks of.

And the lamp/lampshade.

(...admittedly, lamps are not as fun to take pictures of in comparison to swords)

But it gets really epic when you put the two together (no---really!).

So, finally---what you've all been waiting for...!

....No, no! Not that!

THIS:

THE SWORD AND LAMPSHADE!

*sigh*. There it is.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

In another line of postiness, I must exclaim to all the world that I had noting WHATSOEVER to do with the previous post. That is my disclaimer. Believe it.

Now I must dine on my lunch. I have more to say and I'll say it later.

Goodbye.

PS: Don't burn your mouth on the taco soup that your feasting on as you read these words. It hurts.