Wednesday, November 13, 2013

It's a common fear. 
The fear of meeting new people.
I'm talking about that moment of shaking a hand, uttering a greeting, and then having nothing but awkward silence between you and your new aquaintence.

---Okay, so I have some friends. 
Yus. Friends. I have friends. I think.
And they suffer a chronic disease. It's called greetophobia. Greetophobia is often characterized by the slurring of speech, knocking of knees, quivering heartbeat, and slight nausea that occours when approaching a stranger with the intention of saying "hello" (or some other elementary salute).

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