Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Unshakability

Let's talk about socks for a minute.

Shall we?
 
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Contrary to popular belief, cherry pie does not "make the world go round". Granted, it does give the world higher cholesterol, and wayside blood sugars. Instead, this singularly honorific...err...honor must be handed to our great friends: THE SOCKS. Yes. Socks make the world go round. Why, look ye, amidst the whole of our shoe-laden feet! There is, THE PAIR OF SOCKS to accompany our otherwise naked toes. Imagine it: a world without socks. A desolate mayhem. For there the black shadows (at this I wonder what other color a shadow could be) of blister and frostbite would lurk in the candy cane forests, don't you agree? Somehow, the world is a sweeter place with SOCKS.
Truly friend, I must hath never spoken a more sincere sentence, correct?

Alas, THE SOCK is a tricky thing, and of the most trickish nature. For though, undoubtedly, you have worn a pair and thought the world of them at that time, it is questionable whether you have witnessed a darker side of these mittens of the feet...


AND THERE I WAS!

On a stairway of fate! A stairway of destiny! A stairway of ill and unfortunate luck! And, of course: A stairway of slippery, knot holed wooden steps wheretofore I should have known better then to come bounding down them in SOCKS!!

Ah! Sweet stupidity. Wherever would I be without you? How then shall I find my facepalming moments without thee to guide my klutzish, sock-footed way?
Splat.
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And that was how youth camp began. With me on the floor. And everyone (almost everyone) staring at me in that "oh-you-silly-child-who-decides-to-leap-down-a-polished-wooden-stair-case-with-socks-on" sort of way.

I can't even describe all the wonderful, idiotic, stupendous, and outlandish things we did less then a fortnight ago. From the dropping of cheese balls to the epicness of kerplunking into horse poop. To the squishing of spiders to the smashing of PBC pipe swords.

Wonderful stuff. Really really wonderful stuff.

However, though you may read this with surprise, I do assure you that it was clearly evident that God was with us. Not only because of the many, many times in which, to my great amazement, I did NOT break my neck, but because of the way my eyes, mind, and heart were opened up to just how...OUTSTANDINGLY
BEAUTIFUL our Father is and will always be.

Our theme was "Unshakable".

To be unshakable in your faith is no simple feat. Look at Abraham, Hannah, Joshua, Daniel, Rahab---all heroes of faith. Their stories tell of what it means to be unshakable.

Now, if only I could be like them...

Thus, I went to camp. I got back from camp. I miss camp.



I am impatient for a great many things.

I am impatient for The Hobbit to Come out in less then six months.
I am impatient for my week to be done so that I can sit back on a Saturday and sigh with contentment for no particular reason.
I am impatient for a fleeting moment of inspiration to kick me in the brain (anytime now...anytime...).
And, I was impatient to redecorate my blog. But as you can plainly see, I caved on that one.

So now it's official: I am @ http://www.kismint.blogspot.com/

Hear, hear!

I'm sorry if you had a hard time getting here. After all, I did say that the updates would come on August 1, and seeing that it is not yet July, I must admit, I was rather hasty. But I found a template I liked, and a name that grew. So please don't be mad. Or eat me with bacon bits.

Clarification: You can give me the bacon bits to eat, you just can't eat me with them.

Love to all,
God bless,
Plink-a-Dink

7 comments:

Regollin said...

I like it! How do you customize your blog like this?

Kismint said...

I thank ye! =)

Ahh, to customize your blog is no easy thing to do. I spent all of yesterday and today editing this piece of cyberspace (by now I'm quite convinced that my brain is somewhat resembling rasberry preserves).

To start, I just googled "free blogger templates". From there I snooped around until I found this fine specimen, downloaded it onto my computer, uploaded it from the hard drive onto blogger, and saved it.
After that, I went about customizing it further by editing text fonts and colors (however, to my irritation, this particular template does not allow me to do much in that area).
Finally, after getting the layout of my gadgets over there on the right figured out, I went into the full HTML code stuff.

Man, now that will make your head swim!

I needed to do this though, because this template originally came with a bunch of twitter and facebook extras that I didn't want and didn't need.

*whew*

Lotta work.

But I'm glad you like it!

Oh, and I'll post an answer to your question that you asked me on Salad Bugs soon. Just gimme a lil' more time, 'k?

Anonymous said...

I love this new look, Kismint! Its totally gorgeous!

I am brainstorming how to change my blog too....Cause man oh man, the layouts are sooo boring on blogger! lol.

I found something super terrific! Its a website called "Shabby Blogs" and I love it. I so want a template from there, and its free. Well I've tried and tried, and done what they say to do....But its not working at all!!!! Its getting super frustrating!

Please.....Help.....Me.......

daNinjaGirl said...

oooooooh!!!!! HOBBIT!
I am so taking Mekana. Her birthday is right before it.

Socks. The one word sums up the awesomeness. I dunno what I'd do without my spectacularly mismatched socks. :D

Ely G

Kismint said...

@ Laurica:

Ah, good! I'm very glad you like it miss home decorator! =)

Definiately what my journal would look like if I had one (on second thought...I do kinda have one, but it's pink and flowery so it doesn't count---not to metion the fact that I never write in it).

I checked out the Shabby Blogs website and tried out two different backgrounds by using (the first time) exactly what they said, and then (the second time) my own method. Their instructions worked on my computer (and of course, mine totally failed =D ).

Perhaps you didn't copy the whole code or something??
Nevertheless, I shall do a demo post with screen pictures of what and how I did it, and maybe that will be of some help to you.

...Soon.

Anybody else need help with blog related stuff? 'Cause I'm about to do an entire entry on it.

@ ElyG:

SoOoOoOoOoOoOoO hyped about The Hobbit...
I wanna rent out a theater for it...mwahahahah...

Sounds like extreme fun, no?

Love to yaz both!
Ka-Plinkydink

Regollin said...

The hobbit... Best book ever. Will it be the best movie? I hope so! It looks amazing!!! :D
The last time I went to the movie theater we were the only people in the entire theater except for a few employees. T'was pretty cool!
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Wait... what's this at the bottom of the page? Please prove your not a robot? What?! How did you find out???? GTG!

Kismint said...

Ha! I was onto you the whole time, Mr. Robo Chinchilla.

Of course, this leads me to the question of "What aren't you?".

Hmmm.

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